Too bad the Raj back in the UK cannot say, "Hakuna Matata".
The way things are going for the allegedly "developed nations," I may be looking up some old Kikuyu farmer in the Kiambu of Kenya to ask for a small plot of land to put up a house and disappear from the masses and the asses.
Any offer? I can grow just about anything if you have good soil. Just a bit of posho will be mshahara enough.