Saturday, March 31, 2012
Wednesday, March 14, 2012
The police, city employees, and school teachers of Trenton, New Jersey, were down to their last wipe the other day.
There is the odor of crisis in the air.
But, you will be pleased to know that PETA, the animal rights people, have come from behind and offered a six month supply of TP if their selected message can be printed on it. The city mayor was very pleased to accept the offer and supply all city offices with the PETA TP.
The message reads,
"Slaughterhouses are so filthy that more than half of all meat is contaminated with fecal bacteria."This seems to be a very good concept, for it solves two things--
One, exposing this fact may result in our beef not being marinated in poo, and....
Two, it may also prevent beef shortages as city employees consider this message before buying beef.
Now, you may be wondering why this is on Expatiate Wog blog. I just thought our British friends would like to see how the Colonies have progressed since we won our independence.