IS THIS SATIRE, OR INSANE INDIAN DRAMA?

I confess that, even though I am an ex patriot Wog, I am not sure how to take this. I choose therefore to assume if is satire on tough guy movies, and as such, it is an absolute riot. First rate as satire.

FLASH MOB, INDIA STYLE

With India's population, a flash mob like this could get clear out of control. Can you imagine if the music lasted three hours..... the whole population of Gujarat could end up in the thing the way they kept crawling out of the woodwork.

INDIA TO LAUNCH SATELLITES

HERE IS THE STORY


But, the article fails to reveal with most urgent reason for the surveillance satellites. It seems the Tiffin Wallahs of Mumbai are suspected of smuggling fake currency printed in Pakistan. The tiffin wallahs are buying the fake cash at a great discount, raising the price, but still at a considerable discount, and selling it to make up the shortfall in funds for General VK Singh in the latest allocations from the Ministry of Defense to the Army.

So, why watch the Tiffin Wallahs? Well, there has never been a loss of cash in millions of deliveries of fake money stashes under the curry pot.


It seems that the Tiffin Wallahs have minimum delivery errors that are famous worldwide. They only make three mistakes in one million deliveries. This means that it will be virtually impossible to lose cash (into deep pockets) in the transactions and blame them on inflation and mismanagement.


The satellites are not meant to catch the Tiffin Wallahs. The Government wants to learn how they find politicians so well at midday without GPS devices. It is thought that Tiffin Wallahs may be used in Military operations in tanks to find the enemy. Of course, if there is a pot of curry involved, the enemy may simply surrender to get a good home made curry dinner.


Now, where else on the web can you read such priceless earth shaking news. Where can you curry favor in this way and get away with it?


Not to worry.

Here is the video story of the Tiffin Wallahs, more recently called Gabbawallahs.

A VOICE SPEAKS TO THE EAST COAST OF AUSTRALIA...

From the Blue Mountains with love-- 


dripping with sincerity-- 


moist and cheerful..........


Unless you forget the drought of the last five years :-)

BEGINNER'S SWAHILI THE FUN WAY

Too bad the Raj back in the UK cannot say, "Hakuna Matata".



The way things are going for the allegedly "developed nations," I may be looking up some old Kikuyu farmer in the Kiambu of Kenya to ask for a small plot of land to put up a house and disappear from the masses and the asses.


Any offer? I can grow just about anything if you have good soil. Just a bit of posho will be mshahara enough.

THE MOST CONFUSING STORY SINCE LORD GLADSTONE

This could only happen in Great Britain!


Here is one of those lords a leaping making either a monstrous insane claim, or offering, by proxy, to save England and ultimately the world.


Part One:



Part Two:



Now, read a discussion of it all. It seems that someone suspects the Vatican is trying to buy England outright. What Philip II of Spain failed to do with the Armada, the Vatican will do by cashing in its vast gold holding. No strings attached, just take it.


Confused? Of course you are. This is possibly one of the most extreme situations in British history. Either we have a gigantic hoax or comic drama and insane double domes on high, OR we have the opportunity for England to take total control of the world economy and be the eternal nanny of all nations. Pax Britannia could not have been more attractive.


Here is another video of interest.



Here is a forum on the topic. I usually pass up forums, but this discussion is interesting.


Here are my votes for most likely to be the shadowy "Foundation."


.....The Bilderbergers


.....The Vatican


.....One of the Emirates of the Persian Gulf


.....Iran (which resulted in the UK today launching clandestine war on Iran)


.....Finally, in last place, I felt I should include a master schemer, Rupert Murdoch.



So, who is YOUR choice for Foundation X?