Tuesday, July 10, 2018

RARE REPENTANCE BY NATIONAL LEADERS IN AFRICA

This event is amazingly rare, and Uhuru Kenyatta and Raila Odinga show world leaders how to defuse a very bad situation nationally.



This is indeed a day of thanksgiving as two men prove themselves to be humble enough, and manly enough, to bury the hatchet, or we might say the spear. These two men have reset Kenya back to a time when tribalism did not destroy lives and the peace.

Romans 12:10 Be kindly affectioned one to another with brotherly love; in honour preferring one another;


Thursday, June 16, 2016

THESE TWO MEN HAVE THE POWER TO BRING PEACE TO KENYA



The problem is...............

TRIBALISM

So, Christians in Kenya need to pray that God will soften these two men toward one another. Perhaps they will find some sort of common ground and bring peace.

READ THE STORY


Monday, June 13, 2016

IS THIS SATIRE, OR INSANE INDIAN DRAMA?

I confess that, even though I am an ex patriot Wog, I am not sure how to take this. I choose therefore to assume if is satire on tough guy movies, and as such, it is an absolute riot. First rate as satire.




Saturday, April 23, 2016

HOW TO MAKE BROWN ONIONS

Hey, this video has only been viewed just over 700 times. All  you expatriate Wogs need to understand that brown onions are the key to Indian cooking. 

You curry will be blah if you do not add brown onions. Your biryani will be bully with brown onions. Let's face it, all ye fans of Raj curry, brown onions make the world go around.

Chef Harlap Singh shows you this trick. I want to try this and add these brown onions to an omelette.


I know. You Expatriate Wogs are whining, wondering why I have gone bonkers for cooking. Well, most Wogs I know from the British Colonial days are amateur chefs. I have the honor of being the one to check the curry pot just before serving, and I add the secret ingredients.

I will tell you a couple of my secrets.

1. Coffee- Add a bit of instant coffee to the pot. It does something subtle and romantic to the curry.

2. Add a bit of sugar..... Not enough to taste it, but a little sugar will clandestinely turn on the sweet taste buds, and you will fool the victims into thinking you are a curry expert.

3. Jamun- Again, just a little to get that tricky flavor of the plum.

4. Safron will deepen the yellow color without having to add too much turmeric. To little turmeric kills the curry, and too much turmeric makes the curry taste like mud. 

5. Make sure the curry powder is abundant. While many of your victims will gasp and claim they are being punished unjustly by your hot curry, they will clean the pot out in spite of themselves. The last thing you want to over hear is, "His curry is hot, but I have eaten hotter." Let no one say this about you.

For the post Colonial amateur curry eaters, have a dish of yogurt on hand to cut the heat.

There are my free tips for the chef in your house.

Not to vorry (with sincere head wag).





Thursday, April 30, 2015

IF US FOOTBALL WAS REAL, IT WOULD LOOK LIKE THIS

I have never had much zeal for US Football since I watched Rugby being played long ago in Kenya. This game is fantastic, and it shows the lateral being used masterfully. The lateral is absolutely avoided in modern American Football. Why?




Friday, May 16, 2014

MAMBA ! ! ! ! ALL EXPATRIATE AFRICAN WOGS UNDERSTAND


These people in Swaziland are amazing. I grew up in Africa, and one of the most terrifying cries to hear is someone yelling, "MAMBA"!

Where I live in Tanzania and Kenya, we have the black and the green mamba, and both were deadly of course. We did not see nearly as many as these people do in South Africa.



Please remember that fully two thirds of the people bitten by poisonous snakes were trying to kill them. In the US the rattle snake has a limited striking distance, but he has long fangs. In Australia there are many poisonous snakes, but they have short fangs which does reduce the seriousness of strikes where any clothing is worn. But, the Aussie snakes are very deadly.

If you want to be prepared for snake bite, research the common idea of suction after a snake bite. The venom flows through the lymph system, not the blood system. So, bleeding is suspect at best. A special stretch bandage is preferred which is available online.

Brand name, Setopress.

INSTRUCTION FOR USE

SECOND SITE

I bought a suction device that was highly recommended, but later I read research from Australia and from California that found it only drew out 2% of the venom. The sales pitch claims up to 80%. The research made me very skeptical, so we have the pressure bandage and the suction device. If you can get to a hospital in reasonable time, I would strongly suggest bypassing the suction method and apply the pressure bandage and go straight to ER.

Reviews on Amazon and elsewhere are not from people who were bitten and used the suction device. They are from people who bought it and were impressed by the cleverness and ease of use. So was I, but I had to admit that and decide to go with the research.

If you are bitten, call for help, and try not to panic or run or rub the limb.  That will only move the poison to be absorbed faster. In the US wear snake chaps when wandering in the woods or working there. In Africa the chaps would help, but the mambas and cobras often strike high.

Keep watching.




Thursday, December 19, 2013

AUZZIE READERS- MUSIC FOR YOU SUMMERTIME


Out of the colonial past.....

We're having a hear wave..... 

Tommy Emmanuel




She certainly can, can can


Friday, August 3, 2012

FLASH MOB, INDIA STYLE


With India's population, a flash mob like this could get clear out of control. Can you imagine if the music lasted three hours..... the whole population of Gujarat could end up in the thing the way they kept crawling out of the woodwork.

INDIA TO LAUNCH SATELLITES



HERE IS THE STORY


But, the article fails to reveal with most urgent reason for the surveillance satellites. It seems the Tiffin Wallahs of Mumbai are suspected of smuggling fake currency printed in Pakistan. The tiffin wallahs are buying the fake cash at a great discount, raising the price, but still at a considerable discount, and selling it to make up the shortfall in funds for General VK Singh in the latest allocations from the Ministry of Defense to the Army.


So, why watch the Tiffin Wallahs? Well, there has never been a loss of cash in millions of deliveries of fake money stashes under the curry pot.


It seems that the Tiffin Wallahs have minimum delivery errors that are famous worldwide. They only make three mistakes in one million deliveries. This means that it will be virtually impossible to lose cash (into deep pockets) in the transactions and blame them on inflation and mismanagement.


The satellites are not meant to catch the Tiffin Wallahs. The Government wants to learn how they find politicians so well at midday without GPS devices. It is thought that Tiffin Wallahs may be used in Military operations in tanks to find the enemy. Of course, if there is a pot of curry involved, the enemy may simply surrender to get a good home made curry dinner.


Now, where else on the web can you read such priceless earth shaking news. Where can you curry favor in this way and get away with it?


Not to worry.

Here is the video story of the Tiffin Wallahs, more recently called Gabbawallahs.





Wednesday, March 14, 2012

THE BUMS WIN


The police, city employees, and school teachers of Trenton, New Jersey, were down to their last wipe the other day. 


The Health Department, the other day, ordered the city to shut down all public buildings when the toilet paper ran out. It seems that the budget will not handle the bottom line of modern civilization. 

There is the odor of crisis in the air. 


But, you will be pleased to know that PETA, the animal rights people, have come from behind and offered a six month supply of TP if their selected message can be printed on it. The city mayor was very pleased to accept the offer and supply all city offices with the PETA TP.


The message reads, 
"Slaughterhouses are so filthy that more than half of all meat is contaminated with fecal bacteria." 
This seems to be a very good concept, for it solves two things-- 

One, exposing this fact may result in our beef not being marinated in poo, and.... 

Two, it may also prevent beef shortages as city employees consider this message before buying beef.


Now, you may be wondering why this is on Expatiate Wog blog.  I just thought our British friends would like to see how the Colonies have progressed since we won our independence.

Sunday, February 26, 2012

FULL CIRCLE IN GREECE


The Greek government was ruled or manipulated many years ago by royals from Denmark. These royals were also deeply involved with Nazi Germany and Great Britain. Eventually, Prince Philip went to the UK and married Queen Elizabeth before she was coronated. Philip has had a long standing score to settle with Greece for exiling his father and humiliating the Danish monarchy.


Read about it.


Thus, there are clearly historic forces who want to humble Greece for its temerity in dealing with Germans and Danes without showing humility at the feet of the old European royal families.

Thus, here is the result.

There is a conflagration coming the day the Greek people rise up and thrash the powers and leave the EU. They will cancel their debt to the EU, thus ending the slavery Germany, France, and the UK have put them under.

The end of this will be that the center of activity will move toward Jerusalem, and Greece is closer than the UK and Germany. This is the Bible prophecy path of movement in the End Times. If you do not believe the Bible is the final authority, this will make you laugh. But, one day I will have the last laugh. Not because I am so clever, but because God has revealed the end game to his people. 


The days ahead will be an agnostic's nightmare, for Atheists and agnostics have no hope, and no revelation to show the direction of world affairs ahead.


As to Greece and default, and as to Greece being extorted into taking out horrendous loans as they default, this is the destiny of the USA. Only when we are forced to put our great grandchildren into slavery, it will be BRICS-- Brazil, Russia, India, China, and South Africa-- that cracks the whip.


Sounds like a mad dog prediction, I admit, but the way of Greece and Italy tells me that those to whom we owe the most now will call the shots as we go down into Egypt into bondage. In this case, Egypt should be spelled "Beijing."


15 trillion, and most of it sold to China.


Monday, February 13, 2012

A VOICE SPEAKS TO THE EAST COAST OF AUSTRALIA...


From the Blue Mountains with love-- 


dripping with sincerity-- 


moist and cheerful..........


Unless you forget the drought of the last five years :-)




Sunday, February 5, 2012

WHO IS INDIA COURTING?


It does not seem to be the big bullies or the mother land.


READ THE STORY


So, I assume Americans and the British are still welcome, but we Anglo-Saxons have to wait at the door a bit longer than New Zealanders and Asians.


Question: Did we fail to notice something? Is it possible that Indians always did have a soft spot in their hearts for the quiet people? Or, is this simply the Wogs getting revenge with the Raj?


The future will swing from the Western nations to Asia as Europe and the USA collapse as the Big Bad Boys who rule commerce and world polity. It would be wise to make friends elsewhere in the event that we end up in lower place (as to power and clout) than India et al.


Just want you to notice.

Monday, January 30, 2012

MADNESS IN NEW ZEALAND



This is amazing indeed. It seems that New Zealandrers who want to be free would do well to move from that advanced nation of brimming intellects on high to the land of the primitive Wogs of Kenya, Tanzania, or Uganda. The world looks down on small African nations, but I can promise you that those Wogs are a lot freer than 100% of the White race. Why? Answer: Their leaders DEPEND on them to produce their own food, and surplus goes to market, not the other way around.


SEE THE MAD NUT CASES IN NEW ZEALAND AT WORK

Here is a letter to a the web site above. I want it here in case the authorities force it off the web. If indeed this is the work of our Food and Drug Administration in the USA, as well as their lordships Monstanto, then we may assume that New Zealand is merely a test case to learn public reaction. 


This will soon be worldwide policy, and they will try to force it on Africa and Asia as well. This makes me think again about the things I have said about President Mugabe being corrupt. We dare not accuse anyone in the world of being wicked anymore, for we have blood on our hands.


goldenagebeyond on 2012/01/14 at 3:26 am, commenting on Food, illegal? Not in my back yard.
I have just spent 3 hours reviewing (or attempting to review) NZ Government Food Bill 160-2
http://www.legislation.govt.nz/bill/government/2010/0160/latest/whole.html?search=ts_bill_food+bill_resel&p=1#dlm3435700 as well as a good selection of the comments made by the select committee.
Just to add some perspective, I have a PhD in population ecology (U of California at Santa Barbara), I have spent most of my working life as an Environmental Analyst including 15 years as a Programme Specialist and finally as a Director with UNESCO.
In all my years working with the highest International policy levels dealing with environmental management relating to Human System I have never encountered any regulatory document anywhere that even vaguely approaches the detail present in this document. The time taken to draft this cunningly contrived control mechanism would run into hundreds of thousands of person-hours. The cost of drafting anything like this complex control mechanism would be VAST, probably running into the millions of dollars. The scope of the document is absolutely incredible. It allows for the state to absolutely deploy its full capacity to control even the minutest levels of food and food-related components. If desired, this could even include a food-plan to cover what one might feed a dinner guest along with the associated proscriptions and punishments that might be involved in case of deviations therefrom. I say “allows” because everything and almost any related thing can be “allowed” by the Minister (or not), in addition to the thousands of specific conditions cited.
This is a comprehensive control-mechanism pure and simple. Its political purpose is clear: the source of funding to support drafting the template for this item are quite clear and many people have already alluded to this in the comment-stream above. What kinds of free-trade agreements do you think will develop with this sort of thing as the back-stop? True, it allows for rules and procedures to be formulated to help ensure that the food one buys is “safe” but that is not the primary intent of Bill 160-2 at all. Nothing other than the full and explicit control of society is intended through so called “food management”. Food (energy) is the fundamental ecological choke-point that governs all living systems….. Think about it folks.
NZ Food Security: for “source of funding etc” as above see Codex Alimentarius on youtube etc and at www.nzfoodsecurity.org/codex-nz. Also research the Trans-Pacific Partnership Agreement.

Sunday, January 29, 2012

END TIMES BIBLE TEACHING AND THE EMPIRE OF THE HIDDEN HAND


Here is a five part presentation on Strong Delusion that God is sending to the godless elite of the world at this time. These articles should help you understand what is happening in the present stress.


STRONG DELUSION IS NOW IN PROGRESS
[ See menu just below ]
This is a discussion of God's entering into the world and giving delusion
to humanity so that they believe the lies of the wicked and Satan in the end
Times. If you do not read all the articles below in order, and if you skip one,
you will end up confused. If you are depressed or recovering from shell
shock from bad company, take this is small doses please.


STRONG DELUSION DISCUSSION- PART ONE
Strong Delusion-- God Wants Wicked Men Deluded
The Bible tells us that humanity would be made delusional by God so that they believe
lies in the End Times..... It is happening as I write. Suggestion: Take this medicine in
several doses. It is strong stuff, so bookmark it to find it again. Do not attempt to watch
this and then go to bed please.


STRONG DELUSION DISCUSSION- PART TWO
Eugenics, Evolution, Genetics, and You
After reading Part One about the Strong Delusion God is now sending to men we
need to see that God has a very urgent reason to trash the schemes of godless men
in high places. They intend to reinvent God's creation, and God? is not amused.


STRONG DELUSION DISCUSSION- PART THREE
Strong Delusion and the Coming Banking Crash
After reading Part One and Two about the pervasive nature of world delusion,
imposed on godless men by God, we all have the banking crisis on our minds these
days. Deluded men, thinking they are doing? well, will destroy the whole world's
banking and commerce.


STRONG DELUSION DISCUSSION- PART FOUR
How to Survive Eugenics and the Coming Holocaust
So, after reading Part One through Three of this discussion, you will now want to
know if God has provided a way of escape for his children. God never judges the
wicked and his saints at the same time. He insists on a clear distinction so that the
wicked know what the stakes are.


STRONG DELUSION DISCUSSIONS- PART FIVE
World War III and the Reduction of the USA
This is a discussion added to the overall thoughts in Parts One through Four.
We need to learn about the last great war, and we want to see if our present obsessions
with war making coincide with these prophecies. We will learn that the United States of
America is at the top of God's hit list to be emasculated before the Battle of Armageddon.


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Wednesday, January 25, 2012

THE KANYA KDF INVADES SOMALIA



Actually, they invaded over a year ago. The Transitional Federal Forces were trying to take the southern part of Somalia, but they were not making much progress.


So, the Kenya Defense Forces invaded to help the TFF get the job done. The world media chatters about the zeal of Muslims militants, and many news sources have predicted failure. After a year, the KDF is plodding on to Kismayo, the de facto capital of Al Shabaab. The KDF have invaded and liberated at least eight towns and cities and turned them over to the TFF to further administer.


The object is not to invade and hole Somalia forever but to force Al Shabaab to sue for a peace treaty and a cease fire. 


What has the US done to help? The best they can do is criticize the KDF. The US Ambassador in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia has mocked at the KDF for being "bogged down." The facts are that the KDF is moving steadily on toward the center of Somalia, but they have not done the classic rush of the US into Baghdad. It may just be that the US Ambassador has no concept of how Africans fight.


What is amazing is that the KDF is doing what the US Military could not do-- subdue the countryside in the south. About eight Kenya soldiers have been killed, while hundreds of Al Shabaab have been killed. Al Shabaab shot down a Kenyan helicopter in the first days of the invasion, but the KDF plowed forward in spite of the loss.


In comments in news articles, KDF soldiers write about their determination to liberate Somali people. What is Kenya's interest in this? Oil? Power in the horn of Africa? None of the above, as with the USA and Western forces in the Middle East. Kenya seems to simply be doing what they believe they can do..... what no one else has yet done, including the mighty USA.


I love it. The Wogs to the rescue. By the way, the commander of the operation is a Luo :-) That will mean something significant to your Expatriate Wogs in the UK. We who lived there long ago know how the Lou in the the King's African Rifles fought in Borneo, Belgium, and the the "Emergency" in the Kenya Highlands.


So, the KDF has nearly surrounded Kismayo with bases. Al Shabaab is ready to destroy all bridges across the Juba River, but the KDF do not need to cross that river to take Kismayo. With Mogadishu under a Provisional Transitional Government and reasonably stable, if the KDF took Kismayo, a pincer operation could be launched to secure all of central and southern Somalis. Now, when did you ever hear a Western nation of news media that dared to talk about this much success? Al Shabaab will never give up. They are terrorists, and they have a Jihad ethic. But, it is looking like order may one day return to Somalia.


Bully for Kenya :-)




Monday, January 23, 2012

ASKING TO ENTER ETERNITY THE HARD WAY IN TAHITI


Well, here are the mad people from Australia, as well as some Tahitians.


You cannot say these folks are timid in their zeal for the big ride.

MAD WHITE PEOPLE


Never let me hear any nonesense again about the way wogs sing.


The mad thing was the crowd went wild for this jerk. I once went to visit a car dealer in our home town who was in emergency passing a kidney stone. His bellowing up and down the hall was far more inspirational than this rubbish.